"Sometimes I pray to Cod for the veal-power to stop playing with my food words, but I fear it’s too bread into me. For all I know, the wurst may be yet to come."
"Eggcellent recipes. I'll have to ketchup on all of them."
"Sea eeled with a kiss"
"I will clam every mountain in this life."
"Nearer my Cod to thee"
"Roe, roe, roe your boat" (and may I add: Gently down the steam)
"Shark the herald angels sing"
Favourite celebrities: Cod Steward, Mussell Crowe
Favourite movies: Jurassic Carp, Marlin Rouge
Stealing someone's coffee is called Mugging.
Drinking too much coffee can cause a latte problems.
Does a coffee shop have the grounds to operate in the black?
What do people buy coffee with? Starbucks?
Stir-fry cooks come from all woks of life.
A good baker will rise to the occasion, it's the yeast he can do.
There was a cook who had mushroom for improvement.
He got angry with the Italian chef and gave him a pizza his mind.
The lights at the Chinese restaurant were too bright so the manager decided to dim sum.
An experienced waiter can give a lot of good tips.
He was a restaurant critic but had no taste.
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